ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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