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  • 2:44 because it isn't trying harder than it has to. Simple, to the point, and something many can relate to. Way better than: OMGOMGOMGOMHINFUNFINWF I just got drunk out of a panda skull and now i'm going skydiving with my shooes off....i love friday nighttttttttsssssssssss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:50pm
  • 16 is the hardest fucking level! But after you get past that one, all the other ones are easy. =D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:58am
  • I never play brickbreaker on my berry its so annoying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:24pm
  • Pluto pumping vagina cinderellas nips dark wing duck goes bonkers Rjl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:40am
  • I am so happy I don't have a blackberry anymore, for this reason!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:19am
  • OMG I never knew that there was someone else out there that felt the same way about level 16!! Wow!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:46pm
  • 16 is the reason i no longer play

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:16pm
  • Yeah, 16 is really awful. Whoever designed it should die of syphilis and burn in Hell. The stages afterward are awkward, but they're all easier to finish than 16. It should really be the last stage.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:04pm
  • I agree, Level 16 is fucking bullshit, I wish I could punch the creator in the face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:34pm
  • Level 16 sucks so bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:58pm
  • These pretzels are making me want to play brickbreaker, specifically level 16

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:08pm
  • Oh I get it. Its funny because level 16 on Brickbreaker is hard. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:42pm
  • go into the level with 8 lives, no more no less, and the first thing u get is a gun to get rid of the bottom 3 gray bricks. then its easy!

    Submitted by zsmommy on Apr 7, 10 at 8:00pm
  • i lose on level 16 every single time. even if i have like 7 lives. i lose all of them. arghhhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:22pm
  • ENDLESS BRICK BREAKER!!! TO INFINITY...AND BEYOND!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:42am
  • Easier said than done 12:39

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:09am
  • It is better to play nice games like this then to spend your time sining and drinking. Sincerely, David Schulberg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:54pm
  • I can't get past level 23...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:51pm
  • I beat the whole game...but level 16 took me like 10 times. The only way to beat it is to have the "catch" paddel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 2:22pm
  • i agree! can't get passed it. it fucking sucks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:38pm
  • the fact that everyone knows exactly what you're fucking talking about makes this amazing...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 7:04pm
  • There are 34 levels total! God speed to all! I actually made it all the way through and back to the begininng

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:43pm
  • Agreed. That game is a real s-o-b, but it is still addictiv-ly awesome :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:36pm
  • Yall are a bunch of pussys 16 is easy just don't let the ball get under the metal all the way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:39am
  • Level 16 isn't that bad, if you know the strategy to it. I pass it easily on the time though but on the second run it is much harder as the bricks lower and the ball goes faster on the first hit with your bumper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:07pm
  • I save up so many lives and lose them all on level 16

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:41pm
  • 16 sucks donkey balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:35pm
  • 3:08, you clearly don't own a blackberry. Blackberry are awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 3:09am
  • Hahahahahaha lollll trueeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:50pm
  • No ur a asswiping dick for playing brickbreaker until level 16 biatchhhhh....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 10:33pm
  • What's so great about this txt. It's dumb. TFLN really pisses me off sometimes. Like these aren't funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 3:08am
  • i CANNOT get past level 16!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:20am
  • That shit is so easy. Try level sixteen the third time around.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:42pm
  • YES fucking hate 16 :-/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:36pm
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:47pm
  • Love brickbreaker but not a fan of impossible levels as I don't have the gaming soul; get discouraged and give up easily. I only play games that are easy but still somehow stroke my ego when I win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 2:00am
  • I was pumped when I beat the game and find it starts over so I don't play it anymore. I was expecting some like big YOU WIN! Screen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:00pm
  • I am so glad I am not alone in this hate of level 16!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:54am
  • OMFG i get stuck on level 16 all the time!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:14pm
  • Wait is level 16 the one where its all steel around the bricks cause if so I know the pain I h8 that level

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:28pm
  • U just suck at life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:46pm
  • Anyone else have to pull out their blackberry and play to 16 before deciding if this was a good or bad night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:21pm
  • FUCK the steal U on level 16, especially on the second time through the levels when the ball goes to fucking hyperspeed and all the bricks immediately start heading to the bottom of the screen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:51pm
  • If you think level 16 sucks wait until 18.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:40pm
  • Wait until my bawls end up on your fuckin chin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:44pm
  • God, if level 16 is considered hard for this guy, he's obviously never made it past it. Get to the last 5 levels, then we can talk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:39pm
  • LOL YOU'RE SO RIGHT!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:59pm
  • Its funny how all blackberry users walk around thinking they are so cool and important. Newsflash it's a fucking mobile phone!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 6:32am
  • Fucking level 16 I call it the U OF DEATH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:14pm
  • hahahahahha seriously level 16 blooooows

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:19pm
  • I thought I was the only one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:00am
  • wow jeff is a fucking retard. ive read like 5 replies and on every one he says " oh i get it, its funny because...." get a fucking life dude, or stop replying. noone cares.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:50pm
  • 16 is a fucking bitch!!! XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:58am
  • whoever can't get past level 16 is a fucking loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 7:14pm
  • That's cool, but I wouldn't create level 16 on brickbreaker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:12am
  • 16 does suck but once you get it down you're fine. I'm a world record holder. Went around 31 times. Score of 480,080. Then my track ball broke : ( and I bought an iPhone. Game set and match. I miss my bold

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 3:08am
  • Level 16 the second time is fucking insane. I agree level 16 creater. U suck dick!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:51pm
  • I had the same dilemma last night, and that shit is like crack so you don't give up trying until you're f screaming at the god damn phone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:29pm
  • level 16 is a fuckhead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:42pm
  • I lose so many lives on that level!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 6:48pm
  • Level 29 is impossible!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:37pm
  • No doubt

    Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Oct 9, 11 at 3:49pm
  • i can't make it past level 10...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:52pm
  • dude you have to not get the drastic angles.... it took me forever to get past it but now that i know the trick it isn't too bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:02pm