What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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