i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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