So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize