Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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