im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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