She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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