Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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