Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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