can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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