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  • it gives your hair a natural boner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:13pm
  • Serves you right for being trailer trash. Those things are beyond tacky.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:14pm
  • pretending this is FMyLife: YDI for wearing a bump-it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:12pm
  • Sweet Jesus just tease your damn hair, those things are tacky as shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:23pm
  • I'm going to stick Bumpits in quiet guy's anus if he doesn't STFU -loud bitch in the middle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:39pm
  • That's what you get for sing a BUMPIT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:04pm
  • first = i'm a douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:11pm
  • I like guys nailing my bun -eNJay guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:48pm
  • the bigger the hair the closer to god, amirite?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:20pm
  • You're this weird brown rainbow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:18pm
  • haha anyone could put: -loud bitch in the middle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:57pm
  • people actually buy those things?! you know you can just tease your hair ...right??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:26pm
  • OOOOHHHH QUIET GUY -loud bitch in the middle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:52pm
  • jersey girl using a "bumpit" = guido whore. love that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:16pm
  • I'm a whore that stick BUMPITS in my anus -loud bitch in the middle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:43pm
  • WTF do you have a bumpit? trashy suburban,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:51pm
  • I wanna let loud bitch to fuck my anus with a strap on! -eNJay guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:12pm
  • THAT'S WHAT YOU GET! And yes, all caps was necessary

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:04am
  • what's up with all the strap-ons today?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:14pm
  • I wanna fuck eNJay guy in the bum with a strap on! -loud bitch in the middle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:13pm
  • loud bitch is feisty. -eNJay guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:45pm
  • I love quiet guy and wants his lil cock in my ass -loud bitch in the middle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:51pm
  • see 1:16 whore = tacky.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:19pm
  • Haha 2.10 I burst out laughing!! And yes guys they are extremely tacky. Bumpit or no bumpit fat heads are not attractive or sexy girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 9:14pm
  • I read that as "bum pit." That is, anus. -retired guy in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:22pm
  • NINE OHHH EIGHT REPRESENTT<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:12pm
  • It hurts to stick BUMPITS in your anus -quiet guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:29pm
  • I have boys whom I let fuck my anus -eNJay guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:06pm
  • I'm a flamming homi who likes lots of dick in my ass -eNJay guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:01pm
  • .....there's no need to use ''&&'' you sound like a child with a stutter, 2.28. And WHO THE FUCK CARES?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:16pm
  • 228. wow you sound like a bitch. and bumpits are beyond tacky. there is no reason for them when you can quit being such a lazy ass and just tease your own damn hair

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:09pm
  • 4:12, keep it up. And back to the original point of this text- teased, ugly ass, nasty rat's nest hair is FUGLY and TRASHY AS HELL, whether you use a BUMPIT or not! You dumb ass fucking rah, guido whore fake tan bimbo DOUCHEBAGUETTES, you all look RIDICULOUS, how can you NOT know that?!!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:57pm
  • I'm ghey cause I can I'm goin to spike my hair with my ghey "boys" everyone fear the flamming homi know as me! -eNJay guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:08pm
  • I think they were being sarcastic, 1:57

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:03pm
  • oh right. I read Bumpit and thought it was like armpit hair but in your bum - hahaha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:03pm
  • 1:52 I agree, she calls out quiet guy then does the same thing...shame...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:55pm
  • noo a bumpit is something a girl puts in her hair in the back to put a little bump in it n stead of teasing it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:13pm
  • Quiet guy makes me hot -loud bitch in the middle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:52pm
  • wow.. thanx for the useless tip Hair girl. but im pretty sure WE ALL KNOW how to tease our hair.... bump-shit... if you wanna use the shit than USE THE SHIT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:35am
  • UGH, I HATE BUMPITS!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:50am
  • no.. YOU ARE THE SHIT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:53am
  • Yeahh well its better than killing your hair with hairspray, plus it takes half the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:35pm
  • LMAO ! first off wouldnt it be logical if your going out with a guy (or going somewhere where you might hook up) to eliminate all things that could potentially be embarrassin. OH and teasing isnt tacky, its tacky when girls leave it as a rats nest. - hooker on main street

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:32pm
  • Haha this is hilarious :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:38pm
  • What the hell is a bumpit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:00pm
  • oh shit, someone actually bought one? pretty sure they should automatically kill themself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:29pm
  • Bumps are cool, stfu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:35pm
  • I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:29pm
  • Wow wat a lame ... Those bumps on the head are sooo played out .. Step yah game up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:14pm
  • hahahahha BUMPITS are where fashion goes to die. right along with crocs and mom jeans.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:07pm
  • The fuck is a BUMPIT? Is that some kind of acronym?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:12pm
  • really? people buy those? fuck. D:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:47pm
  • That's beyond awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:26am
  • YOU OWN A BUMPIT!!!!!!! HOW DID YOU FIND A DATE!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:12am
  • There is no acceptable explanation for that. God, put some time into your appearance and tease your fucking hair. Lazy ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:07pm
  • WTF is a "flamming homi"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:08pm
  • that's right, 1:45. And I'm tired of quiet guy in the corner and all his subsidiaries. -loud bitch in the middle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:49pm
  • Cause strap ons rock, like anal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:15pm
  • OMG oh-my-gawd! bumpits R sooooo tackyyyyy just tease your hair gosh! ... the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:28pm
  • Dude "loud bitch" cool it with the spam posts...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:52pm
  • Bumpits make ur hair look like a piece of shit. It makes u look like u have down syndrome and just got out of bed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:33am
  • That's what you get for buying in to the second worst fashion trend of the year (right behind Ed Hardy.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:00pm
  • true, but it's probably better for you hair to just use a bumpit...less damaging.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:28pm
  • So every person that posted here hasn't ever fallen victim to a fashio trend? Ha, give me a break people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:35pm
  • what's there to explain, isn't it just like some special hair-clip?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:50pm
  • BUMPIT. ya that sux. but maybe you will think twice about making your hair look like an alien next time lol. why would you want an abnormally shaped head?

    Submitted by mab89 on Apr 16, 10 at 4:02am
  • HAHA people actually use bumpits?!?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:45pm
  • I wanna let loud bitch and eNJay guy fuck my ass! -quiet guy in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:14pm
  • thats it! me and my boys will spike our hairs up, chug this handle of mojorska and will kick your fucking ass! ... with no shirts on. -eNJay guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:03pm
  • those things are UGLY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:36pm
  • You're TOTALY NOTICABLE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:32pm
  • Bumpits? Trashy or classy? Homeless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 2:37pm
  • hahhaa, this happend to me before, ... it was a really interesting drunk explaination now - two months later he is my boyfriend - and refuses to let me wear them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:22pm
  • Shut up. They're not tacky..some peoples hair is too thin to tease. This isn't my tfln,but you guys need to take your nasty ass comments somewhere else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 10:39pm
  • bumpits are fucking retarted. just get a damn pick and tease your hair. and if anyone really teases their hair as tall as a "hollywood" bumpit they are either some scene kid with a bow in the side of their hair or a blonde with a magic spray tan from tan and tone America

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:25pm
  • (734): similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:15pm
  • i love my bumpit :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:25pm
  • learn how to do your own hair in the first place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 5:53pm
  • i think if the bumpit is small it can be cute to get a good poof in front yanno.. also teasing it makes it frizzy and look messy instead of like it has volume. But those giant bumpits are just retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:40pm
  • me and my guido boys will fuck you up! BAHAHAHHAAHAHA -eNJay guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:58pm
  • I think it's funny that people get worked up over this kind of shit. Oh and yes, bumpits are tacky.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:26pm
  • I would just like to say that I am Jersey born and raised and never have teased my hair or seen the need to do so. Or, god forbid, worn a BumpIt. It's trashy either way, girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 5:23am
  • bahahah i thought this said bum pit and i was like I don't wanna know! but i need to know! this is much less interesting than i thought it would be

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:10pm
  • after that one, the rest of these are just boring.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:16pm
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