Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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