i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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