i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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