saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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