How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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