Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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