He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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