i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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