I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
and you said cock pushups were impossible
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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