Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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