I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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