I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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