Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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