You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
