He asked me if I "almost moaned"
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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