My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
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You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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