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  • this makes no sense...

    Submitted by ccowles on Mar 3, 10 at 5:08pm
  • Now thats what I call a sticky situation

    Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Mar 3, 10 at 5:21pm
  • They're talking about solar power because with the blacklight it'd be bright... Duh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 5:32pm
  • Omfg who takes the time to critque someones spelling on a fucking Internet comedy site. Really????

    Submitted by 586/248 on Mar 4, 10 at 5:27am
  • Comprehension is very far from dawning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 5:21pm
  • Who fuckin' cares if she wrote light source or energy source either we know it was a fuckin joke... That's why it's funny, d-bags.

    Submitted by dakid885 on Mar 3, 10 at 11:16pm
  • Sorry I didn't catch her name and phone number... What was it again?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 8:44pm
  • 7:24 shut the fuck up and get back to reading your book!! And is this about Kayla Brandt? Sounds like her back seat.

    Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Mar 4, 10 at 9:39am
  • How do you not get it? There is cum ALL OVER her backseat and if you could use the energy from the sperm you would have a new energy source.

    Submitted by maxzilla1 on Mar 3, 10 at 5:22pm
  • It's not hard to figure out! There's jizz everywhere and the blacklight would then appear really bright!

    Submitted by wtfwjd on Mar 3, 10 at 5:39pm
  • I think this is hilarious. Fuckin hilarious.

    Submitted by shandogruffruff on Mar 3, 10 at 6:21pm
  • Wow. You seriously don't understand this? Blacklights make jizz glow. Therefore, shining the blacklight in her car would make it glow like a motherfucker. Hence: new energy source.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 7:19pm
  • This really makes no sense whatsoever. Seriously. None.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 5:17pm
  • But then no one cares bout all that shit while textin

    Submitted by lindzerxxxleann on Mar 4, 10 at 12:02am
  • ?????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 5:06pm
  • This makes absolutely no sense. Who the heck approved this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 5:22pm
  • Hahahahahahah, yes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 11:20pm
  • Yo, 9:24. The "new" energy source would be all the cum in the back seat (implied of course), just like wind and water can be used to harvest energy. The blacklight would only be used to find it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 10:16pm
  • It would be a new LIGHT source, not energy source.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 7:22pm
  • hahaha this is AWESOME!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 8:25pm
  • How does cum appearing bright have anything what so ever to do with energy?

    Submitted by 69_Charger on Mar 4, 10 at 4:25am
  • anyone who doesn't get this please take your life immediately.......if you have any common sense then you would understand this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 6:39pm
  • Wow vvvv nerd that never got laid

    Submitted by wolf on Mar 4, 10 at 8:08am
  • I don't think it was meant to be taken as factual douche bag. If comedy were, people would always get offended somehow...

    Submitted by 586/248 on Mar 4, 10 at 5:30am
  • I'm FaceFucked.

    Submitted by FaceFucked on Mar 3, 10 at 5:45pm
  • Ha borderline retarded. ?

    Submitted by grrlfran on Mar 3, 10 at 5:28pm
  • WTF? I don't get it

    Submitted by randomtxts on Mar 3, 10 at 6:04pm
  • If you had any common sense you would have used proper capitalization, punctuation, and grammar. Also if you were to comprehend the basics of how energy works then you would have realized just how ridiculous this text is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 7:24pm
    • If you had any common sense, you'd realize this is TFLN...not exactly the most groundbreaking material known to man.

      Submitted by johnstuart on Mar 3, 10 at 11:35pm
  • Haha sounds like my friends cars haha

    Submitted by Weaz on Mar 3, 10 at 9:10pm
  • 639 and 719... Why you two muppets defending this rediculous text.... Light and energy are not the same thing..... You two should get to bed, you'll need all the light you can get for the sex together tomorrow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 9:24pm
  • AHHH... the joys of Forensics...

    Submitted by assassin on Mar 17, 10 at 12:23am
  • Sally!?! Is this you?!?

    Submitted by golightly on Mar 4, 10 at 10:33pm
  • Oh yeah first KMA mudda fuccckkka

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 5:07pm
  • Again who are you Sarah Robinson?

    Submitted by abc234 on Mar 3, 10 at 5:13pm
  • What kind of world do we live in where people are trying to ruin good comedy?

    Submitted by alex37 on Mar 19, 10 at 2:33am