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  • Submitted by ccowles on Mar 3, 10 at 5:08pm

    this makes no sense...

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    Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Mar 3, 10 at 5:21pm

    Now thats what I call a sticky situation

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 5:32pm

    They're talking about solar power because with the blacklight it'd be bright... Duh

  • 64 46
    Submitted by 586/248 on Mar 4, 10 at 5:27am

    Omfg who takes the time to critque someones spelling on a fucking Internet comedy site. Really????

  • 64 55
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Mar 3, 10 at 5:39pm

    It's not hard to figure out! There's jizz everywhere and the blacklight would then appear really bright!

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 5:21pm

    Comprehension is very far from dawning.

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    Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Mar 4, 10 at 9:39am

    7:24 shut the fuck up and get back to reading your book!! And is this about Kayla Brandt? Sounds like her back seat.

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 5:17pm

    This really makes no sense whatsoever. Seriously. None.

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 5:22pm

    This makes absolutely no sense. Who the heck approved this?

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    Submitted by shandogruffruff on Mar 3, 10 at 6:21pm

    I think this is hilarious. Fuckin hilarious.

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 8:44pm

    Sorry I didn't catch her name and phone number... What was it again?

  • 59 62
    Submitted by dakid885 on Mar 3, 10 at 11:16pm

    Who fuckin' cares if she wrote light source or energy source either we know it was a fuckin joke... That's why it's funny, d-bags.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by lindzerxxxleann on Mar 4, 10 at 12:02am

    But then no one cares bout all that shit while textin

  • 52 57
    Submitted by wolf on Mar 4, 10 at 8:08am

    Wow vvvv nerd that never got laid

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 5:06pm

    ?????

  • 46 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 11:20pm

    Hahahahahahah, yes

  • 56 68
    Submitted by 586/248 on Mar 4, 10 at 5:30am

    I don't think it was meant to be taken as factual douche bag. If comedy were, people would always get offended somehow...

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 7:22pm

    It would be a new LIGHT source, not energy source.

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 6:39pm

    anyone who doesn't get this please take your life immediately.......if you have any common sense then you would understand this

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 7:19pm

    Wow. You seriously don't understand this? Blacklights make jizz glow. Therefore, shining the blacklight in her car would make it glow like a motherfucker. Hence: new energy source.

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    Submitted by maxzilla1 on Mar 3, 10 at 5:22pm

    How do you not get it? There is cum ALL OVER her backseat and if you could use the energy from the sperm you would have a new energy source.

    • 42 50
      Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Mar 3, 10 at 5:30pm

      That explanation makes absolutely no sense. Just so you know.

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        Submitted by jonathan171 on Mar 3, 10 at 7:42pm

        That is the most logical explanation to this text.

  • 50 62
    Submitted by FaceFucked on Mar 3, 10 at 5:45pm

    I'm FaceFucked.

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 8:25pm

    hahaha this is AWESOME!

  • 43 57
    Submitted by 69_Charger on Mar 4, 10 at 4:25am

    How does cum appearing bright have anything what so ever to do with energy?

  • 47 69
    Submitted by randomtxts on Mar 3, 10 at 6:04pm

    WTF? I don't get it

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 5:07pm

    Oh yeah first KMA mudda fuccckkka

  • 46 69
    Submitted by golightly on Mar 4, 10 at 10:33pm

    Sally!?! Is this you?!?

  • 36 51
    Submitted by assassin on Mar 17, 10 at 12:23am

    AHHH... the joys of Forensics...

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 10:16pm

    Yo, 9:24. The "new" energy source would be all the cum in the back seat (implied of course), just like wind and water can be used to harvest energy. The blacklight would only be used to find it.

  • 47 73
    Submitted by grrlfran on Mar 3, 10 at 5:28pm

    Ha borderline retarded. ?

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 9:24pm

    639 and 719... Why you two muppets defending this rediculous text.... Light and energy are not the same thing..... You two should get to bed, you'll need all the light you can get for the sex together tomorrow

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 7:24pm

    If you had any common sense you would have used proper capitalization, punctuation, and grammar. Also if you were to comprehend the basics of how energy works then you would have realized just how ridiculous this text is.

    • 49 52
      Submitted by johnstuart on Mar 3, 10 at 11:35pm

      If you had any common sense, you'd realize this is TFLN...not exactly the most groundbreaking material known to man.

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    Submitted by alex37 on Mar 19, 10 at 2:33am

    What kind of world do we live in where people are trying to ruin good comedy?

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    Submitted by Weaz on Mar 3, 10 at 9:10pm

    Haha sounds like my friends cars haha

  • 43 81
    Submitted by abc234 on Mar 3, 10 at 5:13pm

    Again who are you Sarah Robinson?