Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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