Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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