What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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