didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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