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Im on beer infinity
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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