this boner is exhausting
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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