You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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