dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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