I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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