ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
