brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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