So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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