Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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