I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She announced her abortion via fbk
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
