She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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