normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
If I die, sorry about rent.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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