New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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