You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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