First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
smell my finger.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
