all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
the liver wants what the liver wants
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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