I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
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You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
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I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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