How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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