UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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