im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
i barfeds in our rink
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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