It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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