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• (310): View more from California

  im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on

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• (954): View more from Florida

  so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop

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• (925): View more from California

  you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.

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• (510): View more from California

  Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.

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  That is one convoluted booty call.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  dont eat that thats our sex nutella.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period

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• (713): View more from Texas

  This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up

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