State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.