I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.