on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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