Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Semen is not good for contacts.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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