Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
what day is it and did you see me today?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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